Recap for Invincible Shan Bao Mei.
Memoirs of Shan Bao.
Hu Shan Bao.
Sun Wu Di.
If your enemy is your only family...
Our people are willing to vent for you
and teach Sun Wu Di a good lesson.
If adversity and true feeling can only be exchanged for betrayal...
Don't forget what you promised me on the boat.
Sun Wu Di promised me himself he will not broadcast my cupping video.
Why wasn't it cut?
If money can buy love...
Can you give me back my Wei Qing?
Your boyfriend doesn't want you anymore?
How much money will it take for you to return to Hu Shan Bao?
Is NT$200,000 enough?
No problem.
As long as you're willing to pay, I'll do it.
If you must let go in order to find true love...
Can I please have my girlfriend?
If the barrier between friendship and love is like an invisible phone line
Next to you, I can be very relaxed, very comfortable
and don't need to be so invincible.
Actually, I like you a little.
You will be able to solve all the riddles...
if you watch Invincible Shan Bao Mei.
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Episode 5
Let's go to him.
Does Hu Shan Bao know about your dalliance with other women?
Since you know about my dalliance with other women
then you should know I was just playing her.
If I had to be responsible for every woman I dallied with
I wouldn't be able to finish up!
Can I please have my girlfriend?
Invincible Sun Wu Di.
Can you give me back my Wei Qing?
I never dreamed this handsome guy is really Shan Bao's boyfriend.
I used to think she was fantasizing.
He's really her boyfriend!
Such a pretty face! He won't be reliable in the future.
- I think you are just jealous. - Why am I jealous?
When I was at Yo Ma Di
- I was the most handsome in the BBQ field. - Sure!
You were the most handsome before you were born.
Right, before I was... what, fat lady!
Are you starting a fight?
Sure, I'm not afraid of you, small sausage!
Enough! We're watching TV!
What is Mr. Zhao cooking in order to move Miss Hu Shan Bao?
So this is what one looks like when a dream comes true.
To obtain such a joyful expression
I should be forgiven for whatever method I used, right?
This is?
This is today's special, Tiramisu Beef.
Just for you.
How did you know I've been wanting to eat this dish?
I'm your boyfriend.
I know everything about you.
This dish represents how I feel about you.
Will you accept me?
I am already overjoyed that you're willing to see me again.
Go ahead and eat.
This guy is quite intriguing.
His charm is comparable to Sun Wu Di's.
Is it good?
Good.
Don't cry.
Are you crying because you don't like my cooking?
Doing a good deed occasionally actually give a good feeling.
Let me test how much of an influence Hu Shan Bao has on you.
Beast!
Tiramisu tastes sweet within a bitter flavor
just like the feelings between our Mr. Zhao and Miss Hu.
There may be many obstacles in the journey
but they will ultimately reach a happy ending.
After this experience, I'm sure Mr. Zhao will cherish even more the love
he has lost and regained with Miss Hu.
Tiramisu Beef is a gift to all the girls who dream of a romantic love.
That's all for today's Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date.
See you tomorrow!
Thanks to everyone for the hard work.
Sun Wu Di.
You haven't forgotten our agreement, have you?
You can report to duty at Tian Xiang Lou in a little while.
Just look for my assistant, A-Qiang.
Why did you do that just now?
You mean, kissing Hu Shan Bao?
What's wrong for me to kiss my girlfriend?
Was it not what you wanted?
I want you to treat Hu Shan Bao with sincerity.
Not playing her.
You are not me. How do you know I'm not sincere?
Actually, you are right.
Hu Shan Bao really like me very much.
To be moved to tears by my food... she's the first.
To fall in love with her... It's probably not difficult.
Wei Qing, so you are here.
You...
Sun Wu Di.
I have good news for you.
Mr. Sun wants me to work for Tian Xiang Lou.
Wei Qing, I want to talk to Sun Wu Di.
Go ahead.
Alone...
Okay, just wait for me over there. I'll be done soon.
Everything's over.
Now I don't owe you, and you don't owe me.
There are no more entanglements between us.
I can finally get rid of such a dreadful annoyance as you.
Thank you.
Invincible Sun Wu Di.
What's the matter?
My clothes, the video tape, and Wei Qing...
All these things must have taken you a lot of time to prepare.
I, Hu Shan Bao, a girl from a BBQ shop
flat-chested with biceps and BBQ smell
have been ridiculed ever since childhood.
I always caused problems for my dad and my brother.
But, when we were adrift in the ocean you did not abandon me.
After the cupping video was broadcast you were concerned whether I was hurt.
Sun Wu Di.
You're the first person who's done so much for a plain, ordinary girl like me.
In a while, after I change clothes and remove the makeup
I will return to the unlikable Hu Shan Bao.
But I won't care how others look at me anymore.
Because you have given to me what I needed the most, self confidence.
You have made me feel that I'm not so deficient.
All of this, was given to me by the invincible Sun Wu Di.
You must be an angel sent to me to give me happiness
after my mom heard my prayer.
However, I've done all that I can do.
Hu Shan Bao...
You future happiness now depends on you.
I will work hard.
I won't let everything you've done for me go to waste.
Here comes your happiness.
Let's go, okay?
I'm thirsty. Go get some water for me.
Okay.
Sun Wu Di.
I know I'm inadequate and can't help you much
but I want you to know if you are ever in need
Hu Shan Bao and Guang Ji will fight to the end for you.
From now on, you won't be alone.
You will have a friend who won't leave you, understand?
Yes.
Let's go.
Hu Shan Bao.
Bye bye.
Hu Shan Bao, are you happy now?
Isn't this what you wanted the most?
I sent a man like Zhao Wei Qing back to your side.
Will it be a beautiful dream or a nightmare for you?
They look very happy together.
Is that so? Happiness?
Yes.
What's the matter?
Nothing. It's good as long as they are happy.
Our public relations department has received many calls from the viewers.
They all said your performance was really great today.
Your ratings should be number one again tomorrow.
I was just remedying the mistake I made yesterday.
I'm very sorry that I scolded you in front of many people yesterday.
You were right to scold me.
Think about it.
This was the first time I wholeheartedly helped someone.
Hard work will produce good results.
Did you see the smile on her face?
It was a smile emanating from a joyous and fulfilled heart.
Wu Di.
You've really done a good deed this time.
It's too bad I can help others, but can't help my own girlfriend.
A smile like hers hasn't appeared on your face for a very long time.
We really can't get back together?
I understand.
Since what we've had is in the past then it should stay in the past forever.
Make a clean break!
How do you do? I am Sun Wu Di.
I was just dumped by my girlfriend.
I'm single now. Can we be friends?
I hope you can get to know me as a new friend.
I can promise you I really want to change.
My name is Sun Wu Di.
You're just playing a prank.
Sun Wu Di.
Ji Zu An.
President Ji.
Eight-Nation Alliance is coming soon.
Young Boss is still fooling around on TV.
- So childish! - President Ji...
I think Young Boss will not let me off for the kidnapping.
My dad is sick. I'm his only son.
I can't afford to be sent to prison at this time.
President Ji, I have an idea.
Use the opportunity when Eight-Nation Alliance challenges us.
Let Sun Wu Di fail, and kick him out.
- Hello. - Dad.
Are you free tonight?
Wu Di wants to personally cook dinner for you.
You said Wu Di wants personally cook dinner for me?
Why?
He probably wants to apologize to you for his discourteous attitude to you.
Dad, will you give him a chance?
- All right, I'll be there. - Great!
President Ji.
He wants to invite you to dinner all of a sudden.
He must have an ulterior motive. It must be a trap.
That's enough. Don't say anymore.
I will discuss with Wu Di tonight.
If he doesn't pursue the kidnapping case
we won't have a reason to force Wu Di to leave Tian Xiang Lou.
What if he insists on investigating?
If he insists, then I won't keep accommodating him.
To protect all of us
we'll make our move when Eight-Nation Alliance challenges us like we planned.
Make Sun Wu Di leave Tian Xiang Lou on his own.
Wow, it's such a blissful feeling to be so close with Wei Qing.
Sun Wu Di, thank you very much!
Drink some water first.
But, this water is too cold.
Don't drink too fast. Just one sip at a time.
I took the effort to buy the water.
Why are you...
Aren't you thirsty?
I'm not all of a sudden.
Besides, this cold water is perfect for cooling down the heated engine.
So that's why.
Get on.
Is there a helmet for me?
I only have one helmet.
Do you want me to take it off for you?
No, no, no.
Your safety is more important.
My head is very tough so I don't really need a safety helmet.
There are cops patrolling around here.
I don't have money to pay the fine for not wearing a helmet.
Just buy any helmet in a nearby store.
I'll wait for you at the next intersection.
Run, and make it quick.
There are cops patrolling around here.
I don't have money to pay the fine for not wearing a helmet.
Just buy any helmet in a nearby store.
I'll wait for you at the next intersection.
Run, and make it fast.
Hu Shan Bao.
Sun Wu Di has brought Wei Qing right in front of you.
Try harder, don't mess it up again.
I must run faster!
If Wei Qing doesn't feel my sincere love
everything Sun Wu Di did would be for nothing.
It's too hot.
That's my home.
This is your home?
Yes, it's my home, but why is it set up for a wedding?
The bride-to-be and the groom-to-be are back.
L. O. V. E...
Love!
I will not give you riches.
Riches are not my wishes.
I'll give you the vow of my life L. O. V. E. Love...
L. O. V. E.
Dad! Thank you.
Why don't you get in? Come on in!
- I think you misunderstood... - What misunderstanding?
You've already confessed your love on TV.
Why so shy? Neighbors...
My daughter is getting engaged today.
We have sweetheart cakes and sweet wine inside.
Eat up and drink up!
Help yourself! Come!
Do we look like ghosts?
Is he afraid of ghosts?
Here's something given to me by my parents when I got married.
My wife and I each got one.
Now I would like to give the two of them...
Chef Guang...
To these two.
I hope they wear them, as proof of the engagement between our families.
Congratulations!
You must be mistaken.
Wait!
I object!
Dad, when it comes to cooking
you have my complete respect and admiration
but when it comes to judging people, I'm better at it.
How can you give away Shan Bao to someone you hardly know.
Be quiet!
Shan Bao is my only daughter.
I will never take her well-being lightly.
Do you know how much she loves him?
You know that, don't you?
- Do you love him? - Yes.
You stinking low-life!
What are you doing?
You've finally showed your true face.
Don't be fooled by him.
Just now I threw a cake at him to test his eyesight.
To my surprise, he actually blocked it in complete darkness.
It proves he has extraordinary eyesight.
Answer me.
Since you are not blind why would you look twice at my sister?
Where on earth do you come from?
Are you shooting a Ninja movie?
Even if you love your sister very much you need to learn to let her go.
I won't let you ruin their happiness.
Dad, I have sufficient evidence
- to reveal his true motive. - Tell me.
Previously when he was dating Shan Bao he never once came to visit here.
Furthermore, we never once received any call from him looking for Shan Bao.
And when we had the the flat-chested ghost crisis last time, where was he?
Now he suddenly gets on TV and says he's Shan Bao's boyfriend.
I ask you, are you seeking fame?
Do you want to star in an idol drama?
Da Dao, don't be mistaken about Wei Qing.
I believe in him.
I believe his is a responsible and upright man.
Ever since the first day I met him I have never doubted anything he said.
Excuse me, I need to leave first.
You are showing your true self.
You... rotten guava.
I'm relying on this cuckoo family to make money?
- Hello? - Tian Qing just took her medicine.
She'll be asleep if you don't come now.
I'll be right there.
Wei Qing!
Wei Qing! Wei Qing!
When can we meet tomorrow?
I'll call you, okay?
Okay... Bye bye.
Bye bye.
I know you won't call me.
Here.
You'll be a dazzling beauty.
Little Princess.
Here.
Wow, you're so pretty!
You're the prettiest little princess.
Here.
Are you having fun?
Beautiful!
[Taoyuan Public Hospital Overdue Statement]
The prettiest little princess!
Daddy!
Princess Fiona!
You're mistaken, I'm not daddy.
I'm Flaming Dragon!
Then, Flaming Dragon.
Why haven't you visited the princess lately?
The princess really misses you.
Because many princes want to visit you
Flaming Dragon is passing out numbers outside the castle
so those princes can be tested one by one
to make sure they are qualified to see the princess.
Am I really that cute?
Of course! Just ask me!
I'm the magic mirror, Princess Fiona.
Princess Fiona, you can ask me.
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall who's the fairest of them all?
Uncle Kai Wen, I don't want magic mirror.
Can you please give me a mirror so I can look at myself?
Tian Qing.
What do you see in Flaming Dragon's eyes?
We don't need any mirror.
You are the cutest in Flaming Dragon's eyes.
- Do you know? - Yes, I do.
The medicine is probably taking effect.
Time for bed, okay?
It's time for bed.
Hold this tight.
Can I have a kiss?
Go to sleep.
Can you remove the makeup now?
Don't put makeup on her again.
Makeup is a burden to the skin too.
Also, this wouldn't be...
It's brand new and prepared only for her.
You know about her condition...
I begged uncle Kai Wen for a long time. He finally agreed to put makeup on me.
All right. You had to be late.
You weren't here, so she asked me.
I couldn't refuse her.
Mommy put on makeup too.
So cute!
Look in the mirror.
You are putting makeup on?
Are you putting makeup on?
All right, we won't wash it off, okay?
We'll do whatever Princess says, okay?
Kiss.
We'll do whatever you say...
Coming!
Uncle, Zu An. Welcome.
Uncle, please sit.
Thank you.
Look at you.
- Uncle, welcome to my home. - Thank you.
In just five minutes, delicious dishes will be on the table.
Wu Di, I'm very happy that you invited me today.
But, why did you invite me to dinner tonight all of a sudden?
Even though Uncle wants to take time off
I think, if older people don't use their brain often it's easy to get a stroke.
So, for the sake of Uncle's health I would like Uncle to come back to work.
Keep exercising the brain, and you can reduce the chance of getting a stroke.
Also, as the saying goes...
even an ugly daughter-in-law has to meet her in-laws sometime.
Although this son-in-law isn't ugly at all.
I'm starting anew with Zu An, and would like Uncle to witness our relationship
and participate in our journey.
Wu Di, you are good at everything
but you need to improve the way you talk.
Don't always sound so harsh.
Zu An is my only daughter.
She is more important than anything else to me.
If you really treat her well...
How long is he going to talk?
My delicacy pack is still cooking.
There's one more thing.
It's one of the main reasons why I came here today.
It's about your kidnapping.
You found the insiders?
What are you talking about?
Who kidnapped Wu Di?
It isn't important who did it.
What's important is...
none of them are bad people.
They just didn't like seeing your attitude toward Wang Ye
and your management style.
They merely wanted to vent but used a wrong method.
I came to ask you not to pursue it further.
So they didn't like me, and they would kidnap me?
I really want to know who around me is so bold.
Wu Di, you are the boss.
Don't punish and revenge against a low-level employee.
They regret what they did.
For Uncle's sake, please forget about it.
Impossible!
Wu Di, are you forgetting tonight's main purpose?
Don't get into an ugly scene.
- Let's talk about it later, okay? - Impossible!
I must find out who did it.
Wu Di.
Listen to Uncle's advice.
It's best to give up pursuing this case.
Why? If you want me to give up at least give me a valid reason?
It's easier to make enemies than friends.
We all work under the same roof.
Letting it go peacefully is the best outcome.
Uncle, I respect you, but it doesn't mean I have to do everything your way.
You know who they are but won't tell me.
You're not on my side and you even help them.
What are you doing?
Back then, my dad trusted his staff in complete confidence.
But he ended up being kidnapped.
In my life, I hate kidnapping the most.
Not only would I catch the kidnappers
I want them to regret forever that they kidnapped Sun Wu Di.
You will not heed any advice from me.
I'm very disappointed.
I'll warn you for the last time.
If you won't stop pursuing this case, I won't be protecting any longer.
Are you threatening me?
I don't need your protection.
If you don't give up the investigation
there's no way I will come back to Tian Xiang Lou.
Zu An, let's leave.
Dad, I...
May I stay to resolve the matters?
Dad!
Wu Di, didn't you intend to make my dad happy with the dinner tonight?
Why did you turn the scene into such an unpleasant situation?
Why don't you go ask him?
He's the one who raised that topic, not me!
My dad was even pleading with you.
He must have had a good reason.
For him not to tell you who it was he must have considered it carefully.
- Why don't you believe him? - Believe or not is up to you.
All I know is I was kidnapped!
I almost died!
In the end, you still don't trust anyone.
What are you saying?
Your dad doesn't understand it.
Now even you are lecturing me!
Are you my girlfriend?
When you were criticizing my father
I also decided I couldn't have a boyfriend like you.
Leave, don't bother coming to work.
Go take a long vacation with your dad.
No need to show up and upset me!
Sun Wu Di.
Even though being alone is your choice
but people still need friends.
If you block all the pathways
once you are inside, how will you get out?
I believe you are not a rotten scumbag.
If you really love your girlfriend just go after her with full force.
Give her your trust, and she will definitely be moved.
I simply cannot imagine
how much you have to hate a person
to keep hurting her over and over again.
- It wasn't meant to be like this... - How am I supposed to believe you?
I believe you, Sun Wu Di.
I know I am inadequate and can't help you much
but I want you to know, if you are ever in need
I, Hu Shan Bao, and Guang Ji will fight to the end for you.
From now on, you aren't alone anymore.
You have a friend who won't leave you, understand?
The only person who dares to vandalize my handsome face
is probably that one unique person, Hu Shan Bao.
- Hello? - Hu Shan Bao.
Sun Wu Di, did something happen?
Why do you sound so down?
Nothing, really. It's just...
I have a friend who invited his girlfriend's father to dinner.
Then, without knowing why
he angered the girlfriend's father so much that he left.
What do you think I should...
So it's you who angered your girlfriend's dad.
- I thought something big happened. - I told you, it was my friend.
Quit pretending. Anyone who hears the story will know it's really you.
Don't be shy. Take it a step at a time.
Try giving others more chances to understand you.
I know you really have a good heart, but your words are a little harsh.
As long as you give others the chance to understand and be closer to you
I believe they will be like me and start liking you a little.
Liking me?
I advise you to give up that idea.
I really have no courage to destroy a young heart.
I meant, the kind of liking you as a friend.
I'll tell you something too.
I have a friend who has a problem related to love.
My friend just recently became a couple with the guy she has liked.
But, this guy treats her affectionately at times and distant at times.
Tell me, do guys enjoy playing hard to get?
Of course not.
If a man really loves a woman how can he let her feel so sad?
Because, you are really a nice girl and you really look pretty cute.
Also, being with you, I can be very relaxed and at ease
and I don't have to be so invincible.
So...
You... You're...
What you mean is, you like me?
Getting over short-term pain is better than enduring long-term suffering.
So tell your friend.
Such an unpredictable man must not be a good man.
She should leave him immediately.
Don't waste time on a man like him.
- So, do you understand? - Yes.
No, I don't understand.
Now, it's my turn to have a bad mood.
I don't have time to talk.
Your call is taking up Wei Qing's hotline.
I still have a lot to do. Good bye!
When it's not time to be sensitive, she sees through me.
When it's not time to be confused
she can't see the true face of the wolf next to her.
What's weird is...
I'm so well guarded against everyone how did I let you see through me?
I even let you leave a mark on me.
No matter how I much I try, I can't erase it.
- Shan Bao, come help me! - Coming.
Quick, I'm not tall enough!
Chi Xin, what is this?
It's finally finished!
I made this Love Progress Chart for you.
Just follow and finish seven stages
you and Wei Qing can enter the honeymoon suite.
Stage One: Intertwining gazes.
Stage Two: Ten fingers held tightly.
Stage Three: Suffocating hugs.
Stage Seven: Body and heart as One.
- Cool. - Raise your hand...
Shan Bao, are you sure Wei Qing is serious about your relationship?
Of course!
But, after waiting all night for his call who's the one that just called you?
Just now?
It was Sun Wu Di.
He called me because he wanted to ask me something.
Then, how long has it been since Wei Qing initiated a call to you?
Lately, other than family members it seems only Sun Wu Di has called me.
See, you and Sun Wu Di are more like a couple.
Lately, other than family members it seems only Sun Wu Di has called me.
See, you and Sun Wu Di are more like a couple.
He solved your cupping video crisis and he often calls you.
You also talk to him about what's on your mind.
I just don't want him to be alone so I'm more concerned about him.
When a woman starts feeling a sense of tender care toward a man
they are flirting.
Flirting makes me pitiful!
Xiao Sa!
Just singing...
I'm just afraid that you can't tell the difference between love and friendship.
When you really like someone
you will experience uncontrollable blushing, shortened breaths
faster heartbeat, higher body temperature.
All are symptoms of being in love.
When you are with Wei Qing do you feel those symptoms?
Da Dao!
Stop making waves between Shan Bao and Wei Qing.
Besides, you should know.
How could my Sun Wu Di fall for Shan Bao?
Shan Bao!
Have you thoroughly understood these seven stages?
- There's just one thing I'm not sure about. - Tell me!
This one, 'Time Units,' what does it mean?
Shan Bao, listen to your brother.
If you are still crazy about Wei Qing
considering your speed and strength
I think the most appropriate time unit for you is, years.
It'll take seven years to achieve 'Body and heart as one?'
Come... All of you come with me.
This is what I'm giving Wei Qing tomorrow
a box lunch from an energetic and loving wife.
From now on, I want to take care of his hardworking body
because a man's health is the support for a woman's happiness.
- Impressive! - Good ingredients!
- It looks delicious! - Is this for real?
The food has a good shine.
Bro, I'm sorry.
All I want is to push forward and reach the destination soon.
Like a one hundred-meter runner, use all my energy to get there.
I don't want to keep going back and forth at the same spot.
[Time Unit - Day]
Shan Bao, Xiao Sa wants to tell you...
This taste reminds me of the box lunch you made for confessing your love
to that skinny-as-a-chicken-neck A-Ming.
Yes, I really miss that box lunch.
You can give it to Sun Wu Di just like
when you gave it to A-Ming when you were a kid.
You're not making sense.
You don't make sense when you're nervous.
Still want to talk?
An assassin hit me. Who was it?
Who's the martial arts assassin? Show yourself!
Fight me fairly, man to man!
Scared him away! That was quick!
Here, don't dare come again!
Shoot, I wanted to drink some coconut water to reduce my anger
but I'm getting more upset.
A-Qiang, get me a coconut and bring it up now.
You are fast this time. Give it to me.
Wow, even coconuts can be made into lunch boxes.
Hu Shan Bao!
Sun Wu Di, you are Tian Xiang Lou's boss.
Why don't you buy more clothes?
I'm always seeing you without clothes.
It makes me very embarrassed.
Say it. Why are you here by yourself?
Did you climb up through the air ducts?
Did you use force and knock down my guards?
Please. I don't know why I'm so popular.
Your guards saw me and immediately welcomed me inside.
He said I'm your VIP guest on the show.
I didn't waste any energy at all.
So what's your motive in coming here so early?
You even picked the time when I just took a shower.
Clearly there's a hidden intention!
You're not regretting erasing my nude photo from your phone, are you?
When you really like someone
you will experience uncontrollable blushing, shortened breaths
faster heartbeat, higher body temperature.
All are symptoms of being in love.
I actually have developed symptoms of being in love toward Sun Wu Di.
Hu Shan Bao, look at you.
Blushed cheeks, irregular breathing, dispirited eyes...
These are symptoms of having a fever.
You are sick and still came to visit me so early in the morning.
Did you really just come to give me this box lunch?
It's not that.
The lunch for you is by convenience.
Today is Wei Qing's first day at work.
You have to come down with me to welcome him.
Finish your box lunch quickly.
Why should I go with you to welcome him?
It's just his first day at a low-level job.
It has nothing to do with me.
Such a familiar smell.
Hold it!
Let me show you this.
It is a Love Progress Chart my family made for me.
Please help me check it out.
- What is it? - Take a look.
Chi Xin made this Love Progress Chart for me.
Tell me if it looks okay or not.
If I follow the steps according to the chart
by this time next year, you might become the godfather to my fat little boy!
In your dreams!
I think you have lost your senses for love.
Do you want my firstborn to be a girl?
Wei Qing is an only son. I want to give him a boy to continue his family line.
Idiot, the problem is not about having a boy or a girl.
Judging from her persistence.
It may not even take seven days.
It's possible to make a great leap today!
I need to think of a way to stop her from being alone with that wolf.
And avoid regrettable incidents.
Sun Wu Di!
Are you deliberately eating slowly and preventing me from welcoming Wei Qing?
I'm not eating then!
In that case, sure, that's good.
Let's go welcome Wei Qing now.
Surprise!
Sun Wu Di, it's your turn!
Congratulations on your new job at Tian Xiang Lou!
What are you doing here?
Is that the way to talk to your girlfriend?
Did you know she's not feeling well and still brought over a box lunch for you?
She dragged her feverish body to my place
and insisted that I accompany her to welcome you.
It's all because today is her boyfriend's first day at work.
What kind of attitude is that?
Sun Wu Di, don't talk about things you don't understand.
Our Wei Qing is like this when he first get up in the morning.
I don't mind if he sounds a little bad.
While he's working, I'm going to check out the surrounds here.
I swear, I won't disturb your customers.
This is the Love Progress Chart that Hu Shan Bao is hoping for.
I'm showing it to you, but it doesn't mean I want you to follow it.
You are now at Stage One, Intertwining gazes.
Other than this, I don't want you to have any physical contact with her.
Hu Shan Bao is still young and is easily shocked.
If the progress is too fast, she wouldn't be able to bear it.
So you must control yourself and strictly follow my Love Stopping Chart.
Aren't you paying me to make her happy?
Since this chart lists everything so clearly
why not let me satisfy her directly?
I've changed my mind.
Now, I just want to pay you to be her sincere friend.
Since you can't like her out of sincerity then make her stop liking you.
She'll have the chance to meet someone who truly likes and treasures her.
So you are such a big coward.
You don't dare to have her for yourself, but you don't want others to have her.
You obviously like her but you won't admit it.
You are talking nonsense!
She and I come from two different worlds.
It's impossible.
From what I see, you two are from the same world.
Don't you realize you two have a lot to talk about?
You two emit the same frequencies that others cannot receive.
I'm paying you, so just do what I say. Don't keep talking nonsense.
This is the chart I approve, and it's Hu Shan Bao's Love Progress Chart. Okay?
If the progress is rushing ahead how would you find out?
Unless, you are going to check her chastity dot?
Why haven't you mention such an important point already?
I forgot to put it on.
Boss, here comes the coconut.
You look like you are talking business, right?
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
Boss...
There's a situation upstairs that requires your attention.
Thank you. Take this then. Cool down.
[Please wait to be seated]
It's still five minutes before opening.
Many customers are here already.
If it's ready inside, can we let them in?
[Tian Xiang Lou]
Who are they?
- Who are those guys? - Who?
- They look so arrogant! - Where do they come from?
Why do they look so pompous?
They all look that way.
Why act so pompous?
You haven't learned your history well.
Chinese and dogs are not allowed inside.
Dog and Chinese are not allowed inside.
Get out of here!
Where are these four conceited foreigners from?
Such vicious words!
Why can they cut in line?
Why can't dogs be allowed in?
- They are comparing us to dogs. - It's ridiculous!
Tian Xiang Lou service staff.
Soon, you won't be wearing this uniform anymore.
When Eight-Nation Alliance defeats Tian Xiang Lou
this uniform can be placed at...
- A pet store! - Fit for dogs!
- It's so ugly! - You're detestable!
Mom!
My candied fruits...
Little boy. This tastes better.
Your traditional candied fruits are trash.
You can try our Western lollipop!
Don't take it!
It's so good!
Don't you have any pride?
Don't let these foreigners bully us!
Our national pride rests on your shoulders, little boy.
- Don't take it! - You can't take it!
Okay.
How can you take it? It's so embarrassing.
- You shouldn't take it. - Don't take it.
Little boy, you should be ashamed.
What can be so important? Didn't you see I was meeting with Zhao Wei Qing?
Yes, I did, but we have four unfriendly foreign visitors
who were bothering our customers.
- I was afraid... - What's to be afraid of the foreigners?
Where's Hu Shan Bao?
When the situation was tense, I asked her to wait inside.
Hu Shan Bao... Hu Shan Bao!
Why is there only one table of customers?
It's because those four foreigners won't allow other customers to enter.
Because they wouldn't eat with Chinese and dogs.
- Invite other customers to come in. - Yes, sir.
Let other customers in.
Let's see what those foreigners are up to.
Bonjour.
Good morning. Buongiorno.
Buenos dias.
My boss speaks five languages fluently.
What he said, bonjour, good morning, buongiorno, and buenos dias
were French, English, Italian, and Spanish!
You're awesome!
Thank you. (in Thai)
You are Boss Sun?
He can speak Mandarin! Tried to fool us!
What did you say? (in Taiwanese)
Nothing, I was saying...
Welcome, Eight-Nation Alliance, to eat at Tian Xiang Lou.
Al, Bert, Kiss, Ling.
In eighteen forty, Albert Kissling
a fanatic who went with Eight-Nation Coalition forces
to attack China and claimed Western cuisine would dominate Asia.
These arrogant men are named Al, Bert, Kiss, Ling.
Wow, the name is so long that the dishes get cold just from reading it.
I don't want to eat any cold dishes.
They are the guys reported in recent news.
They formed Eight-Nation Alliance to conquer restaurants throughout Asia.
They are real bullies!
Even named themselves after someone in history.
Why only four people for eight nations?
They are of mixed heritage. Two here and there...
That makes eight!
Try some Chinese broccoli with beef.
Chinese broccoli stir-fried with beef is very strange.
It completely wastes the natural taste of the beef.
Why not cook them separately?
Asian people handle it very very strange.
Please, it tastes best stir-fried together!
- They don't have it for NT$99. - They know nothing!
In the West, the emphasis is on individual flavors.
In the East, we focus on complementary combinations.
Eight-Nation Alliance has acquired many Asian restaurants.
How can you not know this common knowledge?
I like this Chinese broccoli vegetable.
It's a bit tough.
Chinese broccoli contains glucosinolate and is full of many nutrients.
I don't understand why you take it to fry, saute, boil, and even stir fry.
All the nutrients are gone.
If Mr. Al is so interested in healthy living
why not consider retiring to your homeland.
Why hold on to such grand ambition as conquering Asian cuisine?
When we were in Korea, we heard you fired your top chef, Wang Ye.
Your President Ji is also on a long leave.
I'm concerned if this trend continues the quality of your dishes will go down.
I see too many areas needing improvement.
The dishes need improvement.
You need to change.
Change, change, change!
[Declaration of Challenge]
Challenge from Eight Nation Alliance.
The defeated restaurant must change its menu and name
to become an Eight-Nation Alliance's colonized restaurant.
Wow, what a love letter. Might as well legally register for marriage.
Love letter? I thought it was a spring roll.
It's not difficult to improve.
You can consider us the saviors of Asian cuisine.
Boss Sun.
You can consider surrendering without a fight.
We'll teach you how to improve.
And we'll make Asian food, Western food together, better food.
For example, adding fresh cream to your water chestnut strips.
Bake BBQ pork buns with cheese on top.
This is what people want to eat, not what dogs eat.
- What? - Nonsense!
You issue a challenge and I'm supposed to accept it?
Please, who do you think I am?
I'm Sun Wu Di.
Then we'll issue a press release.
Announcing the defeat of Asian cuisine
because the weakling Tian Xiang Lou is too afraid to fight.
- Boss Sun, accept the challenge! - Accept it!
- We are not cowards. - Accept it.
Sun Wu Di.
This is not just about you.
This concerns the pride of millions of Asians.
Even before we accept the challenge they already demean us like this.
Those defeated restaurants must have really suffered.
If we don't accept their challenge today
it's like we are giving up our self respect.
- She's right! - Yes, she's right.
Don't bow to these scumbags!
Defeat them!
Make them regret picking on Tian Xiang Lou.
They'll regret speaking so boldly to you to Tian Xiang Lou, about Asian cuisine.
Such a strong BBQ smell...
What did you say?
It even smells burnt.
Don't do it, boss.
We can't accept it. The stakes are too high.
What if we lose? I wanted to work for you for the rest of my life.
What did you say?
Put your personal needs behind you.
- That's right! - Right!
I can accept the challenge, but I have one condition.
If Tian Xiang Lou wins
then Eight-Nation Alliance will unconditionally return the ownership
of all the acquired Asian restaurants.
You will never interfere again.
And leave.
If Tian Xiang Lou wins
then Eight-Nation Alliance will unconditionally return the ownership
of all the acquired Asian restaurants.
You will never interfere again.
And leave.
Good! You are indeed Sun Yi Qun's son.
You have courage. This condition...
we'll accept.
If Tian Xiang Lou wins
we'll immediately return the ownership of
all the Asian restaurants to their original owners.
We'll go back home immediately.
That's the deal.
Deal... agreed.
The theme of the challenge is love.
One main dish will determine the winner.
The dish's content must exhibit love.
No restriction on ingredients. You are free to innovate.
No problem, I have a strong team of experienced and talented chefs.
Shan Bao Mei, make a BBQ rice dish to compete.
We'll meet the day after tomorrow.
Good luck! (in French)
What's wrong with BBQ rice?
You sissies.
- Tell all the chefs to meet in the kitchen. - Yes, sir.
All chefs meet in the kitchen.
[Preview]
All kitchen staff normally follow President Ji's command.
So... we have chosen to leave together.
Sun Wu Di, don't worry.
I'll put Eight-Nation Alliance in their place.
Blue-fin tuna must be caught fresh at East Port.
Else you can just forget it.
I don't believe that Sun Wu Di can't find premium-grade blue-fin tuna.
It's because you are Sun Wu Di, we want to beat you up!
Wang Ye is the pride of our East Port.
We must get justice for Wang Ye today.
Okay, but please don't hit my handsome face.
- Wang Ye... - Stop!
- Haven't you done enough? - Wang Ye...
To make the 'Inseparable tuna' dish
you must combine the inseparable deep love within you
to lead tuna to stay inseparable as well.
The duration for the competition is the burning of one stick of incense.
This sign, Asian Weakling, is given to you to remind you what you are.
- Master! - Master!
- Why isn't Sun Wu Di back yet? - We're so worried.
When I put down my hands, the person you'll see is your boyfriend.
Hi, my girlfriend.
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